Because I have a stupid summer cold, which equals no sleep for the past couple of nights because I can't breathe, which equals no brains at all this morning, which equals...
Go to Nathan Bransford's blog because he is a super-funny-genius. He's put the whole publishing process into GIF form. I laughed my freaking head off. (Just wish I could've laughed the cold out of my nose. Wait, that sounds gross.)
Check out the link and have a happy Monday.